How to keep Lorenzo's away from you??

In our life time there is always that one person that will never leave you alone....but the number one mammal in the world that will never leave you alone. is a "LORENZO". Yes the one mammal that bugs you. He will bug you even when your at school that will call you when you are busy telling you "hey where you at? or the typical wake yo ass up??. Yes this is the typical "LEECH".


These selection of techniques to not get BITTEN by the "leech" will help survive the fight.

1)When he calls say ur busy. or at work.
2)He will try to be loud and annoying so beware.(carry earphones with you at all times)
3)The days he wants to hang out just tell him NO!!.
4)He is a perve! (carry pepper spray)
5)Carry perfume he hates the nice smell, also works by spraying him, he hates smelling nice)
6)Will try to impress you.
7)He will beg.....carry a McChicken with you he will be hungry.
8)JUST IGNORE HIM!!!!!!!
9)Carry a shiny object with you, through it in the middle of the street it will distract him giving you time to run away.
10)TELL HIM YOUR GAY (he will walk away)
11)dONT BUY NERF GUNS! HE IS ATTRACTED TO THEM

-DESCRIPTIONS-

He is 4'9 has stubby dwarven feet. Has a bad smell can be detected from a block away. always yelling. Wears clothes from the thrif store. has dirty airwalk shoes.
has long hair always greasy. has a beard when he shaves, in two days fully grows.



HERE IS AN IMAGE OF THE CREATURE!!!!(SO THE DAY HE APPEARS YOU WILL BE ALERT)


BE ALERT!!!